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Like the rest of the world, we’ve been slightly skeptical about the fate of Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage. Although the two seem be head over heels for each other, Brand is a recovering sex (and drug) addict, who acts like he’s lost his mind. And Perry’s star is on the rise, which as we know from other celebrity marriages (uh-hem, Reese and Ryan) can be a major problem for a Hollywood husband’s ego. But we didn’t think the problems would start on the couple’s honeymoon!

But according to RadarOnline.com, Perry and Brand’s honeymoon bites—literally. After getting hitched in India, the couple headed to the super exclusive Maldives for what we assumed would be a total newlywed sex fest. After all, Brand is a sex maniac and according to Australian mag, Grazia, the two kept their hands off each other (as in, no hanky panky) for a whole month before the wedding. Seriously! Why you ask? We’re not completely sure. Maybe they’re more old fashioned than we think, and Katy wanted to feel like a virginal bride or something. 9 Wacky Facts About Katy Perry’s Wedding

Unfortunately, the plan backfired, because soon after Katy and Russell arrived in the Maldives, a spider bit Katy, and she developed a nasty rash on her leg. Now, this is Russell Brand we’re talking about, so we’re assuming that a little rash wouldn’t stop him from pouncing on his new wife. But according to Radar, the meds Katy had to take for the rash left her to too drowsy to get busy.

Oh, and apparently, Brand really missed out, because his wife told Now Magazine that she is so skilled in the sack that Russell would rate her at 10 (that’s out of 10, folks). As a side note, apparently, that’s why Katy’s not worried the ex-womanizer will stray.

And if the spider bite isn’t bad enough, now it looks like the couple is being sued for making too much noise at their wedding. According to 411mania, charges have been filed against the newlyweds for breaking local noise laws with their rager of a reception, and if convicted, the couple could go to jail for seven years (no joke)! Talk about seven years of bad luck!

But hey, maybe not having sex on your honeymoon (and getting sued) is like rain on your wedding day—good luck for the marriage but majorily sucky at the time. Let’s just hope that Katy’s rash heals fast, so she can go back to wowing Russell with her sexual prowess. Otherwise, this completely weird, but surprisingly adorable couple might be headed for a Tiger-style sex scandal. ‘Cause we’re gonna assume that Brand is not going to be able to stay celibate for two months (one month is like a world record for him)!

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Comedian Russell Brand and pop star Katy Perry were married Saturday last week in northwestern India, the couple confirmed in a statement.

A Christian minister and longtime friend of Perry’s family performed a “private and spiritual ceremony,” which was attended by family members and close friends, said the statement released by the couple’s representatives.

“The backdrop was the inspirational and majestic countryside of Northern India,” said the statement, which did not provide any further details on the ceremony.

The wedding was held at the Aman-e-Khas luxury resort in a tiger reserve in Ranthambhore National Park, a hotel official said on condition of anonymity as he was not authorized to speak to the media.

Security has been stringent with private security guards stationed at the resort and other nearby hotels where guests and the couple are staying for the six-day wedding celebration.

Photographers and media reporters were not allowed into the Aman-e-Khas wildlife retreat. The couple have given the exclusive coverage rights to a London magazine, and no other photographers or journalists will be allowed into the resort.

The wedding venue was lit with lamps, colorful lights illuminated the trees and flower garlands festooned the luxury tents at the resort, the hotel official said.

Both Brand and Perry wore traditional Indian clothes to the wedding, the hotel official said. Perry donned a sari, as did a number of other female guests at the ceremony. On Friday, at a prenuptial celebration, Perry, like a typical Indian bride, had henna designs applied on her palms and hands.

Meanwhile, a four-member committee had been set up to check noise pollution from the wedding celebration and ensure that animals in the wildlife reserve in India’s Rajasthan state are not disturbed, said Ravi Kumar, a district official.

Ranthambhore National Park is home to a host of wildlife species including tigers, leopards, wild boars, hyenas and sloth bears.

The British comedian’s wedding procession, accompanied by traditional Indian musicians, made its way from Sher Bagh, another nearby luxury resort, to the Aman-e-Khas retreat.

Brand proposed to the American pop singer, whose parents are Christian pastors, in the historic Indian city of Jaipur over New Year’s Eve, and the couple decided to get married in India.

The 26-year-old Perry’s single “California Gurls,” from her second album “Teenage Dream,” was one of the top hits of the year.

Brand, 35, is known for his drug-addled past and hedonistic tendencies, but says he has lived a sober life for the last few years. He recently starred in the hit film comedy “Get Him to the Greek,” and is next set to star as Trinculo in Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” and as the title character in a remake of the 1981 Dudley Moore-Liza Minnelli film “Arthur.”

It’s been one of the most talked about celebrity weddings as of late, and Katy Perry and Russell Brand are set to tie the knot in a six-day extravaganza this weekend.

According to the Press Association, the “California Gurls” singer and her “Get Him To the Greek” beau are planning a Hindi wedding ceremony at a luxurious resort outside Jaipur, India beginning this Saturday and continuing for a week.

“This would be a colorful Rajasthan wedding, and both Brand and Perry would be attired in Indian wedding attires,” says Tours manager, Mohan Singh.

Singh said his company and several others are planning the wedding-related festivities, including renting 13 vehicles to take some of Katy and Russell’s estimated 80 guests on tours of a sanctuary in the days following the wedding.